so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Two words: blizzard sex
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
