at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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