the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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