Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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