Im at strip club and am horny
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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