Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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