he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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