Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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