i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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