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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.

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• (646): View more from New York

  Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy

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• (951): View more from California

  ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."

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• (714): View more from California

  Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake

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