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  I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"

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  where do you find these guys?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  you traded sex for a burrito?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!

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• (801): View more from Utah

  You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?

  (650): View more from California

  I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?

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• (516): View more from New York

  Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.

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