Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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