normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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