Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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