one two three fourrrrnication!
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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