just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
He uses pillows to masturbate.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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