I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
