The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize
