she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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