if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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