They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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