Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Randomize