I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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