if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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