I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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