You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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