the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
there is puke in my bra ... again
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