Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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