Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
