she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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