If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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