She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
