I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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