DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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