If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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