ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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