Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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