I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor