She said her name was "party"
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
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you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
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You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs