i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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