she looked like the before picture.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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