did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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