fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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