i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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