Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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