At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Randomize
