Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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