You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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