we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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