Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize