dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Is Oprah even human
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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