Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
why do cheetos always look like penises
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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