:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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