Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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