I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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