Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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